You want something that looks clean, but still tells the truth.
This crewneck does both.
Minimal mountain line art that ends at a couch, because we respect science and reality.
“These Legs Paid for This Couch” is basically a post-run receipt - proof that you earned the laziness you’re about to perform with Olympic-level commitment.
Perfect for café stops after the trail, travel days, and the “I’m not sore, I’m just… slow” phase.
People will read it, laugh, and either ask what you ran -
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Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.01
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
Sleeve length, in
25.79
25.98
26.18
26.38
26.57
or admit they also pay for their couch in pain.
Product features - Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric with soft 3-end fleece for warmth and comfort - Durable construction: side seams and double-needle topstitch on all seams - Ribbed knit collar with necktape to prevent stretching and add comfort - Blend of cotton and polyester with recycled polyester in heather options for softness and resilience - Tear-away label and regular fit that runs true to size
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
