This is the hat you throw on when your hair is a disaster and your legs are negotiating basic human tasks. Clean, minimal, and quietly hilarious—because the funniest trail people never need to yell. The “These Legs Paid for This Couch” vibe hits instantly: you did something dumb in the mountains, and now you’re rewarded with sitting. Perfect for coffee runs, trailhead hangs, road trips, and that post-ultra look where you seem fine but you’re absolutely not fine.
Product features - Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit - Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching - Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique-brass buckle and grommet - 100% cotton build (Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton) with sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor - Adult size; blank product sourced from China; eyelets on each panel for breathability
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
