These Legs Paid for This Couch Tank | Funny Trail Runner Tank | NOFLATMILES

This tank is for the “it’s too hot for sleeves” crowd and the “it was supposed to be easy” liars.

Clean mountain-to-couch line art, and the line that explains your entire post-run mood: “These Legs Paid for This Couch.” It’s minimal, it’s loud in the best way, and it’s basically an official permit to be horizontal later.

Wear it after the run, before the run, or while standing in the kitchen staring at food like it’s a finish-line medal.

If you’ve ever run hills and then celebrated by not moving, this belongs in your rotation.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester (recycled) — retains shape and dries fast
- Lightweight fabric (190 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Reinforced stitching at armholes and neck for long wear
- Sewn-in size and care label for easy maintenance
- Regular fit with seam thread matched to the design

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Drip dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)